1. Teenage girl who, over the course of a few days, makes out with a hot guy at a party; finds out he’s among her family’s sworn enemies; secretly marries him; finds out he killed her cousin and has been banished from town for it; processes that for five minutes before she bangs him anyway; concocts a plan to fake her own death and get entombed for a little while, until hubby and his bestie can spring her; wakes to find he’s poisoned himself because he thought she was actually dead, and therefore plunges a dagger into her own chest.
2. Still shorthand for “best girlfriend ever” in Western culture, four hundred years or so after Shakespeare created her, in case you were wondering whether we really need feminism.
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