Opinion Exclusive Excerpt from The Book of Jezebel An opinionated encyclopedia of lady things from the creators of Jezebel Share Read Later prev30 of 32nextView AllyogurtBy Anna Holmes @AnnaHolmesOct. 22, 2013Getty Images / Getty ImagesAccording to comedienne Sarah Haskins, “the official food of women.” Next Zygote Full List An Opinionated Encyclopedia from the Creators of JezebelThe Book of Jezebel, from A to ZAlbright, Madeleine (1937-)Bechdel testcackle of radsdehydrationEliot, George (1819–1880)emasculatefeistyGoodall, Jane (1934–)Hollaback!indulgeJulietKnox, Shelby (1986-)Lassiemansplainmatriarchynervous breakdownO’Connor, Sandra Day (1930–)Perkins, Frances (1880–1965)Quindlen, Anna (1952–)rack“rape-rape”safety tips for womenThelma & Louisetrue loveUllman, Tracey (1959–)victim blamingwrinklesxylophoneyogurtZygote